you like to inhale fecal related things so much you rigged a hooka to take in farts run them through a liquid of your choice, usually orange juice (adds zest) and then inhale them into your lungs, holding it in for 30 seconds before exhaling, savoring the farty flavor
you like to smell butts and gassy matter expelled from butts so much, that you've been doing yoga for the past 2 years so that can build up enough flexibility to stick your head next to your own butt, allowing you to intercept the smell your own farts before they dissolve into the atmosphere.
you love the inhalation of hazardous gaseous material pleasently so that you use wind instruments inside you rectum so that when gas is removed from the colon that not only does it create that addictive pleasent poop smell it makes a sweet soft melody, so i guess thats a good thing
you have the ability to play the kazoo with your butt through the careful art of fart regulatory butt clenches. your favorite song to fart out is Lovefool, by the Cardigans.
butt sucker
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and i like the cardigans anyway.