lettuce head.

this frightens me

Bastardy

“I think that the position of a criminal is the same as an artist as it’s outside a lot of social structures. If you choose to you’re privileged with a unique perspective because you’re transgressing and traversing different social groups. There’s a way that criminals see the world that’s quite heightened, there’s an immediacy that not to dissimilar to the way in which an artist can put a spin on an object.”


So I came across this article on The Blackmail (which if you haven't already checked out i suggested you get your keister right on over there) about Jack Charles. This man, Aboriginal Elder/junkie/renowned actor/cat burglar, seems generally pretty dang fascinating. I was pleased to find that there is a documentary being released about his life habits/views made by Amiel Courtin-Wilson. It's worth a look-see.

i win??

Gage Harding find my wallet

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 Charlotte Ferguson at 6:36pm July 11

no, i won't.

Gage Harding at 9:12am July 12

rude

 Charlotte Ferguson at 10:11am July 12

butt licker

Gage Harding at 10:41am July 12

woah woah woah woah woah woah 

butt sucker

 Charlotte Ferguson at 10:42am July 12

fart sniffer

Gage Harding at 10:42am July 12

fart inhaler

 Charlotte Ferguson at 10:43am July 12

you like the smell of farts so much that you catch them in jars so you can sniff them later.

Gage Harding at 10:45am July 12

you like to inhale fecal related things so much you rigged a hooka to take in farts run them through a liquid of your choice, usually orange juice (adds zest) and then inhale them into your lungs, holding it in for 30 seconds before exhaling, savoring the farty flavor

 Charlotte Ferguson at 10:51am July 12

you like to smell butts and gassy matter expelled from butts so much, that you've been doing yoga for the past 2 years so that can build up enough flexibility to stick your head next to your own butt, allowing you to intercept the smell your own farts before they dissolve into the atmosphere.

Gage Harding at 10:57am July 12

you love the inhalation of hazardous gaseous material pleasently so that you use wind instruments inside you rectum so that when gas is removed from the colon that not only does it create that addictive pleasent poop smell it makes a sweet soft melody, so i guess thats a good thing

 Charlotte Ferguson at 11:07am July 12

you have the ability to play the kazoo with your butt through the careful art of fart regulatory butt clenches. your favorite song to fart out is Lovefool, by the Cardigans. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuQ0AQ7YWS8

Gage Harding at 11:15am July 12

u are at the end of that talented kazoo

 Charlotte Ferguson at 11:22am July 12

it's okay, because i know how much you love being at the end of my melodic wind instruments. 

and i like the cardigans anyway.

Gage Harding at 11:25am July 12

gross

 Charlotte Ferguson at 11:26am July 12

:D

GO AMERICA.

In honor of Independence Day. AMERICAAAA. NO REGRETS.