For Readers of All Ages

current favorite book in the library:

The Fold-Out Atlas of the HUMAN BODY

LOOK AT THAT BEARD/ STACHE COMBO!

i'm currently gathering information for a facial hair inspired zine.

Could they have given me a better obstruction? i think not.

I think this project will involve alot of interpretive doodling and texture.

lettuce head.

this frightens me

Bastardy

“I think that the position of a criminal is the same as an artist as it’s outside a lot of social structures. If you choose to you’re privileged with a unique perspective because you’re transgressing and traversing different social groups. There’s a way that criminals see the world that’s quite heightened, there’s an immediacy that not to dissimilar to the way in which an artist can put a spin on an object.”


So I came across this article on The Blackmail (which if you haven't already checked out i suggested you get your keister right on over there) about Jack Charles. This man, Aboriginal Elder/junkie/renowned actor/cat burglar, seems generally pretty dang fascinating. I was pleased to find that there is a documentary being released about his life habits/views made by Amiel Courtin-Wilson. It's worth a look-see.

i win??

Gage Harding find my wallet

Yesterday at 4:00pm · Comment · Like

 Charlotte Ferguson at 6:36pm July 11

no, i won't.

Gage Harding at 9:12am July 12

rude

 Charlotte Ferguson at 10:11am July 12

butt licker

Gage Harding at 10:41am July 12

woah woah woah woah woah woah 

butt sucker

 Charlotte Ferguson at 10:42am July 12

fart sniffer

Gage Harding at 10:42am July 12

fart inhaler

 Charlotte Ferguson at 10:43am July 12

you like the smell of farts so much that you catch them in jars so you can sniff them later.

Gage Harding at 10:45am July 12

you like to inhale fecal related things so much you rigged a hooka to take in farts run them through a liquid of your choice, usually orange juice (adds zest) and then inhale them into your lungs, holding it in for 30 seconds before exhaling, savoring the farty flavor

 Charlotte Ferguson at 10:51am July 12

you like to smell butts and gassy matter expelled from butts so much, that you've been doing yoga for the past 2 years so that can build up enough flexibility to stick your head next to your own butt, allowing you to intercept the smell your own farts before they dissolve into the atmosphere.

Gage Harding at 10:57am July 12

you love the inhalation of hazardous gaseous material pleasently so that you use wind instruments inside you rectum so that when gas is removed from the colon that not only does it create that addictive pleasent poop smell it makes a sweet soft melody, so i guess thats a good thing

 Charlotte Ferguson at 11:07am July 12

you have the ability to play the kazoo with your butt through the careful art of fart regulatory butt clenches. your favorite song to fart out is Lovefool, by the Cardigans. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuQ0AQ7YWS8

Gage Harding at 11:15am July 12

u are at the end of that talented kazoo

 Charlotte Ferguson at 11:22am July 12

it's okay, because i know how much you love being at the end of my melodic wind instruments. 

and i like the cardigans anyway.

Gage Harding at 11:25am July 12

gross

 Charlotte Ferguson at 11:26am July 12

:D

GO AMERICA.

In honor of Independence Day. AMERICAAAA. NO REGRETS.

3 MORE DAYS till..

keep smiling, keep shining.

choreographed bicycle dancing

Bat For Lashes - Whats a girl to do?

John Hodgman and Obama.

Humor-monger John Hodgman, the most dynamic public speaker of our generation, attempts to validate the claim that Obama is the first nerd president of the modern era by conducting an extensive nerd “purity test” at the 2009 Radio and TV Correspondents’ Dinner.

Obama is such a BA when he throws up that Vulcan V!

slightly uncomforable and earth shattering.

Dina Goldstein's Fallen Princesses.
These works place Fairy Tale characters in modern day scenarios. In all of the images the Princess is placed in an environment that articulates her conflict. The ‘…happily ever after’ is replaced with a realistic outcome and addresses current issues.

The project was inspired by my observation of three-year-old girls, who were developing an interest in Disney’s Fairy tales. As a new mother I have been able to get a close up look at the phenomenon of young girls fascinated with Princesses and their desire to dress up like them. The Disney versions almost always have sad beginning, with an overbearing female villain, and the end is predictably a happy one. The Prince usually saves the day and makes the victimized young beauty into a Princess.

overwhelmingly yes.

so much spirit animal.

Hall & Oates

mmm. summer.

Set Up.

I found those amazing speakers in our garage and convinced my pops that it was time for him to part with one of his record players // sound system. We had to fix a couple things, but i am now in serious business. I've been raiding his record collection and have found several true GEMS. Lately I've been spinning a lot of Prince, Elton John, Sugarhill Gang, Simon & Garfunkel, Neil Young, The Police, and massive amounts of really good Dub from South Africa, such as EEK-A-MOUSE and Papa Michigan.

I hope everyone is having a lovely summer :D :D

Silly, I Know This.

last 3 done by Married to the Sea

"Spider"

“Spider,” a nine-minute film that will keep you on your toes or grabbed to your seat. It’s premise is “It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.” The movie was directed by Nash Edgerton, written by David Michod and Nash Edgerton, soundtrack by Ben Lee, and funded by Qoob. It was shot in Sydney; starring Nash himself (as Jack) and rising star of the Australian film scene Mirrah Foulkes (as Jill). Enjoy!

The Hallway

“The Hallway” — A 125-foot installation piece by Miranda July for the 2008 International Triennale of Contemporary Art in Yokohama, Japan.

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